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"Last night I dreamed I died and
went to heaven!"
"Wow, what woke you
up?"
"The heat!" |
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"Well, you look cool this
morning."
"Yeah? Well, you don't look so hot
yourself." |
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"I like to run my house like a
ship with me as the captain."
" Right, too bad
you married an admiral !" |
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"How was your ride on Jim's yacht
yesterday?"
"Not fun!" "He not only lied about
the size of his boat but he made me row!" |
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"You know, a man
doesn't know what true happiness is until he gets married."
"I do know but by then it's too late." |
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"My wife and I just
bought a waterbed."
"We have one too!"
"I know. I heard your
wife calls it the Dead Sea."
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"I would like to
make this boat look better."
"That's simple, go out an price a new one.
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"You have been acting funny for
several days. Are you home sick?"
"No, we haven't caught a fish for
several days. I'm here sick!"
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"Do you know what the acronym
B-O-A-T stands for?" "No What?"
"Bring Out Another
Thousand."
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Hey, how long do you think a
person can live without a brain"?
" I don't know. How old are
you"?
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"What did you do this
weekend?"
"Dropped hooks into water."
"You went fishing without
me?!"
"No, I was golfing."
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"I think I had too much to drink
at the office party last night."
"Did your boss get mad?"
"Yes,... but probably because I stepped on his hands"
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"Old man Kerry ran off a new
batch of moonshine.
"How can you tell"
"This morning his mice
kicked the tarnation out of my dogs!"
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